Location : Mil-fucking-waukee, Wisconsin, U.S.A.

Band Members :
Deth Mother Fuckin’ Pheltch (Vox, Guitar)
ViDi Fucking Skabb (Vox, Bass, Keyboards)
Rhed Kneck Smegma (Guitar)
Dikki Dildo (Whatever the fuck we make him play)
King Kweef (a.k.a. Stewart the Retard Arnold) (Drums)

Band Biography :
AANYL PANE were born December 26th, 1986 in a cold mother fuckin’ college town
in the midwestern United States (after learning to “play” the instruments and
shit they got for Christmas the day before). Their goal? - to become the most
obnoxious, immature, and offensive rock and/or roll band in the history of the
universe (and considering all the other retards out there in the world of rock
music that would prove to be no small task). To this day the band are believed
to be the only one in history to learn to play their instruments and record an
entire album in exactly 24 hours. Known for their “toe-tapping and
finger-snapping fun” songs, Aanyl Pane quickly became a local phenom appearing
at mid-western college bars and frat parties while simultaneously receiving
heavy air-play at local dance and strip clubs. A slut, er, “dancer” named Miss
Cindy Baker is believed to help put the band on the map with her now famous
comment, “AANYL PANE turn me on so much that they make me fuck that blanket just
a little bit harder.” Caught off guard by their overnight success, by 1987 Aanyl
Pane were already touring the U.K.! The band’s motto “quantity - not quality”
rang true for years as AANYL PANE “experimented” with women, beer, song-writing,
and the purchasing of literally hundreds of instruments. AANYL PANE’s popularity
continued to spread via the now famous underground fuck-rock tape distribution
(pre-mp3) scene of the late 1980’s. As a result AANYL PANE songs could even be
heard entertaining the troops and rawking the entire country of Iraq during the
first Gulf War. It’s been said that Uday Hussein was even heard humming the
chorus of “Spit on this Romance” while planning the execution of one of his
wives. Perhaps as a result of “maturing” or possibly even “what not,” AANYL PANE
eventually embarked on a 10 year “vacation” in “1993.” - For the record, the
band never officially called it “quits,” but merely experienced “a” bout of
writer’s block that caused them to spend 10 years writing “material” for their
next album, Fear the Umlaut (which once could have been done in a mere 30 - 45
minutes). Never ones to completely alienate their “fans,” AANYL PANE re-united
for good in 2003 and went on a critically-acclaimed world tour in which the boys
appeared only at the most hallowed of concert venues and rowdiest of football
stadiums across America performing night after night for their most hard-core
fans. Making up for “lost” time, AANYL PANE finally got up off their collective
and pasty-white ass once and for all in the summer of 2004 and began work on not
one, but TWO new albums Fear the Umlaut and Prison Bitch (scheduled for release
in the spring of 2005). Now that you are officially caught up on the history of
AANYL PANE go fuck yourself.

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Band Website : http://www.AANYLPANE.com
Contact Email : AANYLPANE@gmail.com